Cows and economics
Here is just a friendly post for all of you who thought my previous post was complicated. I can tell from the silent feedback, you see. I will try to be less self-indulgent and more communicative from now on. Until then, cheers and enjoy this post :)TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income.
AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.
INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You worship them.
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows. You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, Britain for warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, France for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment. You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world.
FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows. They are both mad.
ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide
posted by 毓涵 @ 11:45 AM
8 Comments:
Hey Wat about Malaysian Economics?? lol
Malaysian Economics:
You have two cows, you feed one all the grass although they are not productive and call them bumiputra benefits. you starve another although they produce 3 buckets full of milk perday and make ISA jail them when they protest or complain.
Greed
W0000000000TS
you write them yourself or from forwarded mail? =P
damn nice though heh
shall link you up soon about this post nyeh!
ps: update on the m'sian econs in the post lah =)
WOOOTS. lol.
dont want upload, later ISA come.
if ISA comes here, they must be mad.
good post though. :)
ISA IS mad.
funny.
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